Who's My Daddy?

I turned nine months old on Sunday and I had my 9-month doctor appointment. They drew some blood but I was a total trooper. They also took some measurements: 29.5 inches long (85% percentile) and 20.75 pounds (65% percentile)...that's right ladies, I am one lean mean drooling machine. But, the real question is, with those numbers, who is my real daddy? I mean, anyone that knows what my "dad" looked like when he was younger (maybe he weighed 20.75 lbs soaking wet when he was 9 YEARS old) has to wonder the same thing I'm wondering...did mommy have a date with an NFL linebacker about 19 months ago? Well, while we all ponder that question, here's a picture of me at nine months...ain't I cute?